Crusade Explorer Gifts

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Thar she blows!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

Vigilante Dog

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

A gift for me? It's a cape because I think you're a superhero!

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Toastquest!

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Sinking Oil Tanker

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'We lost funding.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

Caped Character

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'