Crusade Explorer Pillows

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

Keyworker

Two old superheroes on a park bench feeding the birds.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

"Great, microplastic - there goes the neighborhood."

"Plastic straws. No fish were spared in the making of this product."

'Thar she blows!'

'I've got a cape. I think I can make it.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

"So do you still think 'rising sea levels' is a bunch of baloney?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Plastic soup keeps on growing in the oceans.

Toastquest!

Message in a Plastic Bottle

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"Hey, buddy. If you're not making a call, vacate the booth!"

Sinking Oil Tanker

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'We lost funding.'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'll be the superhero—you be the guy arguing about him online."

"You're making a big mistake, buddy, I'm full of micro-plastics, sewage and a ton of other man-made pollutants."

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

Caped Character

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'