Crusade Curious Pillows

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

I love being right.

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

Toastquest!

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

Let the profit-making begin!

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"President Trump has decided that your services are no longer needed..."

'Isn't life simple when you know you're right all the time.'

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I washed my brain, and now I can't do a thing with it.'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

Clancy:Survey Question

Richard I of England

I don

"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."