Crispr Curious Pillows

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Idle parts

Bio, Inc. Should we continue to invest in this promising new cloning technique? Yeah, let's double down on it.

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Can you debunk my essay?'

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Sex Section in the Library

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Good help is hard to find, so I decided to clone myself.'

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'