Crispr Curious Gifts

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

Schrodinger's Black Box

Timmy has a great future in nano-technology.

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Sorry, Foster, but I'm letting you go. I just downloaded the 'Scapegoat' app."

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

'I don't think there's any hope for my golf game.'

Idle parts

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

Young ladies ponder the relationship of a man with a young boy

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'

"He's at that awkward age...he knows just enough about computers to really screw them up."

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Sex Section in the Library

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

"Alexa, does this guy have mother issues?"

Virus Laboratory Wuhan