Cubism Curious Gifts

Gary Brown Self Portrait

Paul Klee

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

'Picasso'

Picasso

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Cubism Model

Breakfast surreal.

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Picasso Cloud.

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

Bobby eight year old

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

'I call it cubicilism'

Georges Braque.

"That's the fire alarm. . ."

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

Modern Art.