Cubism Curious Gifts

Gary Brown Self Portrait

Paul Klee

Schools of Art - A Rough Guide.

Young Picasso at the Beach

Jackson Pollock: abstract; Picasso: cubism; Bobby: eight year old

Picasso: The Early Years

'Sorry, Marx, but your writing ability doesn't meet our needs.'

"Picasso: Post cataract surgery."

Pouring all emotion into his art, Pablo had none left for his face.

"Perhaps there is such a thing as being too well-informed."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Picasso

Painting of Picasso's investment portfolio

Cubism Model

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Breakfast surreal.

'Picasso'

'Abstract art is supposed to look that way.' (A rather smarthy attitude in an art gallery)

Cover story: Picasso

"It's not my fault - how was I to know you'd look scary with your clothes off?"

Picasso Cloud.

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Georges Braque.

'I call it cubicilism'

Bobby eight year old

'I've spent a fortune wining and dining you today Julie and now you tell me you love Picasso!'

Francis Picabia

'It wasn't until Picasso realzed he was earning $2,856 per hour that he began painting all night.'

'This is Citroen Picasso's cubist period.'

"Damn! I'm getting models from a different agency from now on…"

The Worst Date Ever

Millais - Cubist Period

"That's the fire alarm. . ."