Crusade Curious Gifts

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'Academic freedom doesn't mean you're free not to study.'

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

It was her last day so Mary decided to find out something that had bugged her for years: what the button with the skull & crossbones was for.

I love being right.

"Do I need to know this stuff to get into medical school?"

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Toastquest!

Honorable mention in science: the Nobel surprise.

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Practice Pigs at the Gene Farm

'Why? Because it's there and I always want to cross it!'

"A message from your terrible foe in the holy lands - she's pregnant!"

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'...I think I found Ursa Major.'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'On your way back from the Holy Land, can you stop at Paris and pick up some creme brulee?'

Gladstone and Argyll 'Crusade' against Armenian Attrocities

"President Trump has decided that your services are no longer needed..."

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"Dad, tell me about the birds and the bees and safeguards."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I washed my brain, and now I can't do a thing with it.'

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

Clancy:Survey Question

Richard I of England

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"We asked what would happen if there wasn't a moon and she lost it....apparently we can't learn about something that 'intriguing' because it's not on the state test."