Reform Curious Gifts

Amnesty Proposals of Jan 1876: The Democratic Tiger Remains Untamed

'Thanks to the internet it is now possible to be extremely well-informed and completely wrong at the same time!'

'In a nutshell, foods are drugged and drugs are eaten like food.'

'Is that where you keep the banned books?'

"Your assumption that a one in a million chance event MUST be a miracle shows you drastically underestimate the total number of regularly occurring events."

Schrodinger's Black Box

Science Museum. Why are you skeptical about the things scientists say? Because they claim the universe is expanding but when I visited my childhood hometown, everything was smaller.

"It's felt to be his most thought provoking work."

"When I get to Heaven, will I still have to clean my room?"

Amazon Drones Delivering Babies

"It's time to get politics out of money."

'I wonder how Curious George fits into all this?'

Do Guns Kill?

"What do you want to be when you grow up?" "Nothing. I'm going into stem cell research."

'See, dear, you can't believe everything you read. It says so right here on the internet!'

Healthcare declaration

Idle parts

"If everything is God's will, tell me again why I need to study for exams?"

'Can you debunk my essay?'

'You can't win - a little knowledge is a dangerous thing, but ignorance is no excuse!'

Philosophy Test Today. This "Meaning of Life" question -- is that essay or true-false?

'It's called a telescope son. It's sort of like a low-tech search engine.'

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

"Yes, I'm sure that going to school isn't the same as eating from the Tree of Knowledge."

Evolution or Creation? A Compromise

Sex Section in the Library

'Did spiders invent bungee jumping, Dad?'

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

'My God Pearson you're right. All these years the greates scientific minds have been looking for the theory of everything and all we had to do was Google it!'

The Farmer Sutra.

Kid to church leader: 'Is Heaven environmentally friendly?'

Corporate person hood!

"I couldn't afford health insurance, so I became a Christian Scientist."

Sunset

The Curious George pop-down book