Reform Ponderer Gifts

Searching for a gift that resonates with a reformed ponderer? Our collection of cleverly designed items captures the introspective and creative spirit. Whether they’re reflecting on new ideas or embracing their artistic side, these thoughtful products are sure to inspire and delight. From mugs to t-shirts, pillows to prints, find a gift that celebrates their unique creative journey and love for thoughtful pondering.

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'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?'

'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?' mockup

'I took GCSE English, so how am I supposed to know what that means?'

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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.' mockup

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

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"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..." mockup

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

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"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics." mockup

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

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''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....' mockup

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

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"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue." mockup

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

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'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.' mockup

'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'

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The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist. mockup

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

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"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers." mockup

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

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"What was I thinking?!"

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"Have you been playing dice?"

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"Intelligent design...well, duh!" mockup

"Intelligent design...well, duh!"

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'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?' mockup

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

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Sauce for the Goose

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Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e mockup

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

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G7 Summit Concern

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Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed.... mockup

Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....

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"When we're home, are we still aliens?" mockup

"When we're home, are we still aliens?"

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Roe v. Wade

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The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq. mockup

The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.

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'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.' mockup

'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'

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"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either." mockup

"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."

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'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?' mockup

'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'

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'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.' mockup

'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'

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"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

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