'... 'Pickoff'?... No... 'Ground out'? ... No...'
Regulation Ponderer Gifts
Searching for a gift for a regulation ponderer? Find cleverly designed items that highlight their fascination with rules, regulations, and critical thinking. Whether for a friend, colleague, or yourself, our collection offers humor and insight into their analytical nature. These products make light of the regulation lover's meticulous and inquisitive spirit, making them ideal for anyone who enjoys pondering rules and regulations in a fun and stylish way.
"Get lost! You're just gonna screw things up!"
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
"What was I thinking?!"
G7 Summit Concern
Roe v. Wade
'The organizational structure is pretty simple: We do the work; they take the credit.'
Do Guns Kill?
"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."
"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."
Sybil Obama
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
'At least I don't have his life.'
Violent Crime Statistics
News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.
"Events seem to be headed in the right direction. Unfortunately, it's not taking me with it."
We Used to Build Things
"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."
The two faces of capitalism.
'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.
The Politics of Food.
'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'
125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China
'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'
'Hey, it's that peeping Tom again, the one who has no respect for privacy.'
"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"
"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"
'Hey, get out of my space!'
'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'
'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'
Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.
"Today workers in socialistic economies sought private sector solutions. Workers in predominantly private sector economies want more socialism."
Regulation Ponderer Gifts Collection
Regulation Ponderer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection for regulation ponderers and find the perfect humorous or thoughtful design to start their day with a smile.
Regulation Ponderer Pillows
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Regulation Ponderer Prints
Discover prints that celebrate the art of regulation pondering and enhance their personal space with stylish, thoughtful designs.
Regulation Ponderer T-Shirts
Browse our t-shirts for regulation enthusiasts and wear your love for rules and thinking on your sleeve with witty, creative designs.