Moses with Ten Commnadments: 'Hmm ... it doesn't say anything about texting and driving.'
Rule Ponderer Gifts
If you’re shopping for someone who enjoys contemplating rules and breaking them thoughtfully, our collection offers clever and amusing items that capture their inventive spirit. Perfect for sparking conversations and adding a whimsical touch to their space, these gifts celebrate their love for pondering the rules of life, work, or play. Whether they’re a rule lover, a curious thinker, or a playful rebel with a cause, find something that resonates with their creative personality.
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
"What was I thinking?!"
G7 Summit Concern
Roe v. Wade
"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."
Do Guns Kill?
Sybil Obama
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."
Violent Crime Statistics
News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.
We Used to Build Things
"The real question is whether health care is a basic human right or a bona-fide commercial opportunity."
'It's the consistently defininative obscure obviation coupled with absolute commitment to incomprehensible policy objectives that I find appealing.
The two faces of capitalism.
"Those eco-terrorists are going to cost us a FORTUNE!!"
'In this next precedent, an attorney lost his frivolous lawsuit complaint and his opponent then filed a frivolous 'frivolous lawsuit' lawsuit.'
"Be afraid my friends...if the government takes over your healthcare, you're going to be left with nothing!"
The Politics of Food.
125% tariff in escalating trade war.... ...Mitch realizes that everything he ordered is made in China
'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'
'For the economy to improve we're counting on a 'trickle down' from the super-wealthy to the wealthy.'
'In other words, statistics prove that statisticians aren't always right.'
'Hey, get out of my space!'
'Hmmphhhh ... High on Life. Now that's something the government ought to regulate.'
Freeway exit signs: Regulation, Deregulation, Reregulation.
"Don't mention Pat Buchanan, pro or con."
Supreme Liberty Court
'Let's go raise some hell and tell people we support government sponsored health care!'
'Sorry. Your accident insurance doesn't cover that kind of incident.'
"He just doesn't know what to do with himself since he got elected to Congress."
Rule Ponderer Gifts Collection
Rule Ponderer Mugs
Explore our mugs collection to find thoughtful gifts for rule ponderers that inspire their mornings and reflect their love for pondering.
Rule Ponderer Pillows
Find whimsical pillows designed for rule ponderers, perfect for cozying up or adding personality to any room.
Rule Ponderer Prints
Browse our inspiring print collection, ideal for rule ponderers who love to decorate with clever and reflective art.
Rule Ponderer T-Shirts
Discover our t-shirts collection featuring witty designs for rule ponderers eager to express their creative spirit.