Rulebreaker Ponderer Gifts

"You do realize that skipping class because the teacher doesn't let you talk whenever you want to simplifies things for every, but you, don't you?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

Roe v. Wade

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Do Guns Kill?

'Read that last part back to me.'

One way only.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Violent Crime Statistics

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'