Rulebreaker Ponderer Pillows

"You do realize that skipping class because the teacher doesn't let you talk whenever you want to simplifies things for every, but you, don't you?"

"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."

'Let's not go by the book.'

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

G7 Summit Concern

Woman's Support Group: No Bra, No Griddle, No Service.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Sorry, Rick, but no thongs means no thongs."

Walk or don't. You're a grown man. Make your own decisions.

'I shoulda told you guys. . . Marmaduke makes up his own rules as we go along.'

Roe v. Wade

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'In Show and Tell today, I showed my birthmark! I got expelled!'

To attract a bigger audience, the world chess federation allow fans to distract an opponent when it's his move.

'Don't be so dramatic and get into my office!'

"Worst breach of corporate dress code I've ever witnessed."

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Sybil Obama

"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."

Do Guns Kill?

'Hey, hey, hey!'

"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."

'Read that last part back to me.'

Violent Crime Statistics

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

One way only.

'Rules are there to be broken, my friend.'

'Oi mate! No hoods in the shopping mall.'

News and Magazines. Tax Bill Debate. The trickle-down can never compete with siphon-up.

We Used to Build Things

'Isn't that a little extreme? - Cloning yourself just so you can use the carpool lane?'

'I hate having to go outside for a cigarette!'