'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'
Governance Ponderer Gifts
Looking for a gift for a governance ponderer? Our collection features clever, creatively designed items that highlight their passion for leadership and decision-making. Whether they’re a policymaker, strategist, or simply love to contemplate governance issues, these thoughtful products bring a smile. With witty captions and artistic designs, you can find something that resonates with their unique interest in governance. Show support for their thoughtful nature with a gift that’s as intelligent as they are.
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."
"Tariffs love me...tariffs love me not..."
''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'
"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."
'Things have really livened up down there since You introduced SEXUAL reproduction.'
"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."
The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.
"What was I thinking?!"
"Have you been playing dice?"
"Intelligent design...well, duh!"
'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'
"When we're home, are we still aliens?"
G7 Summit Concern
Sauce for the Goose
Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e
Plan to Split California into Six States Proposed....
Roe v. Wade
I don't think I'm letting sunlight in when I open the curtains. I think the darkness is going out.
'Half an optimist is an odd bird, Sarah.'
The Lessons of VietnamThe Lessons of Iran and ContraThe Lessons of Iraq.
"No, I don't want to live forever, but I damn sure don't want to be dead forever, either."
'Gosh, I dunno. You sure it's organic?'
"I guess now's as good a time as any."
"Still, he might be remembered as the 'no cloning' President."
'I hate to tell you this, but enlightenment just isn't for commuters.'
'Look at it another way. Happiness can't buy you money!'
"Take special note of the change to our policy on honesty."
"We may have to rob from the rich AND the poor."
Do Guns Kill?
Sybil Obama
"Massive deficit spending, enormous Federal bailouts, open borders, ridiculous earmarks, pork for everybody, intervention all over the world.... Now, why didn't I think of that?"
The probability of an event occurring is inversely proportional to its desirability.
Afraid of change - leave it here.
Governance Ponderer Gifts Collection
Governance Ponderer Mugs
Looking for more governance-themed gifts? Explore our collection of witty mugs designed for the governance ponderer. Perfect for daily inspiration and conversation starters.
Governance Ponderer Pillows
Find charming governance-inspired pillows that add personality to any space. Perfect for relaxation and reflection, these make thoughtful gifts for the governance enthusiast.
Governance Ponderer Prints
Decorate their home or office with governance-themed prints that combine humor and insight. A wonderful way to showcase their passion for leadership.
Governance Ponderer T-Shirts
Discover our clever governance-themed t-shirts, ideal for the pondering enthusiast. Bring style and wit to their wardrobe with designs that celebrate leadership and decision-making.