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'He's on one of his silly crusades - May I take a message?'

'As you can see by the pie chart, most of our expenses go to well, pie.'

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Smile when you say that, pardner."

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'What? You ate the gateau instead of throwing it into my face?? You insensitive, egotistical brute! You don't love me anymore!'

Job Vacancy: Human cannonball. Applicants must of the right calibre

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Believe me, Mr, Hart, Laughter really is the best medicine,'

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Stepping on clown's shoe...

'Send in the Clones.'

'My god! Have you seen the size of this chiropodist's bill?!!'

"Boss, I guarantee you that my intentions with your daughter are serious."

Clown to clown on unicycle: 'How does it corner?'

The circus diver.

"I keep having these funny moods, doctor."

"I'll bet he knows what it's like to be a single working mother."

'This will only hurt for a moment.'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Ta Da!...

"Forget the palm dearie...I'll read yer race."

"Would you like to try them out?"

"Say! While I'm off in the Holy Land, why don't you find a little crusade of some kind that interests you?"

In-House Entertainment Consists Of Man Riding Pizza Cutter Cutting Giant Pizza While Making a Pizza

'When you said he was very talented, I thought you meant in business.'

Guy on stilts watching a balloon dog lift its leg on his stilts. Balloon animal maker watching on.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

"Cut down on the custard pies."

Man catching a woman on flying trapeze.

"The first rule of miming is you don't talk about miming."

"It wasn't supposed to be funny."

"Will you be flying through to Toledo, or attempting to leave mid-air?"

"I borrowed it from your neighbor, he really is a big clown."