Crusader At Heart Pillows

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Pope Benedict 16th.

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

Ludwig van Beethoven

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."

'Hello mum, could you wash my riot gear for me..?'

Student Loan Debt Crisis!

Obama's College Plan

Corona and the Arts

"Oh for gosh sake, Richard! It's a couple of mice in the basement stealing grain. Quit making a crusade out of everything!"

Veterans of Cursive Writing

'Yes, boss, that book you gave me was very useful.'

"I’m sorry sir, but this ticket is working class."

"The role of Police and Crime Commissioner is largely symbolic."