Crusader For Justice Pillows

The Murder of Marco Antonio ?vila Garc?a in Mexico.

"I swear by all that is decent. Someday I will triumph over this act of paltry atonement! Otherwise known as payday."

America, are we learning anything?

Junior barrister prompting a deaf and testy chief

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Detention Center

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

'Way too much information on your resume.'

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

"See. . .? We did do something."

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

Flushing Democracy

Bureau of Power to the People

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

'Now that you've all had a chance to try the shampoo we would like you to fill in this questionnaire.'

Holder Ooopsie

Gun Control Rally

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Supreme Liberty Court

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

'First time I've seen a law degree with an expiration date.'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Remember, there's nothing to fear, except fear itself and costly litigation.'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"My client has been convicted by the media, but I am confident that his conviction will be overturned on appeal by the three major networks and the 'Times.'"