Criminal Justice Crusader Pillows

"... and I would have gotten away with it if it weren’t for you meddling forensic pathologists."

'For crying out loud - it was like the jury had never even heard of necrophilia.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

America, are we learning anything?

Unfettered Corporate Campaigning.

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

Detention Center

Planet of the Lawyers

Anti-war libra.

"This one's called 'Incarceration.'"

Lady Justice wears a blindfold, but listens through headphones to a tape recorder on one of her scales.

"At least he's honest about it..."

"'Ignorance of the law is no excuse.' Golly! I never heard that one! Did you ever hear that one?"

'I'm suing my way alphabetically through the phone book.'

Privatized Jails

Flushing Democracy

"It's no use, Super Rich! Your labyrinthine, yet entirely legal tax structures are too powerful for me!"

"I'm pre-legal analysis."

"See. . .? We did do something."

'Watch what you admit to. He once tried to fine one of my clients for looking a gift horse in the mouth.'

The Tammany Ring Defeated- NY Mayor Oakey Hall as 'The Last Thorn of Summer'

"What makes me a great attorney, as opposed to an adequate one? - My brother, the judge."

'Tragically, Mr. Cornwell was unable to afford a personal ethicist.'

Gun Control Rally

'Sir, we have a problem. The attorney section is totally overcrowded!' (demon to Satan)

'CIA Surveillance of my senate committee violates the fourth amendment...'

Cops' Right to Beat You in Private Shall Not Be Infringed

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

Supreme Liberty Court

Holder Ooopsie

'It says...desperately seeking someone to explain the difference between Obamacare and the Affordable Health Care Act...'

Pay Cut for QCs: 'I put it to you that this strikes at the very foundations of justice!'

Law school: 'Repeat after me, class 'sue 'em first, or be sued!'

"Your Honor, gangsta rap made me do it."

'Thank you for calling civil liberties - your call may be recorded...'