Crusader At Heart T-Shirts

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

"That's the trouble with crusades, they always drag religion into it!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Global warming, income inequalities, protests and COVID-19. Get up and do something! Help out already, now!!!"

Veggie Hall of Fame.

"I'm not spinning - I'm contextualizing."

Pope Benedict 16th.

Suggestion box: 'Build a bigger Complaints box'.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'Wait a minute - This is getting too close for comfort.'

Louis Pasteur Caricature

"Ambitions... to make it to the other side."

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Let the profit-making begin!

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'That concludes the list of students with outstanding grades. And now for those of you with outstanding student loan payments...'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'Wow, she's still here! That's what I like about Sally, she has a great work ethic!'

Ludwig van Beethoven

"There was a time when only the rich went to university... now even they can't afford it."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'

The seniors are crazed about college. Admissions. I plan to be totally chill. 1000 colleges. You're not worried about the pre-SATs this Saturday? Of course not. West Fester High. I forgot all about them!!!

"If this is going to last you're going to need to become a cat."

'Hello mum, could you wash my riot gear for me..?'

Student Loan Debt Crisis!

Obama's College Plan

Corona and the Arts

I don

Veterans of Cursive Writing

"Oh for gosh sake, Richard! It's a couple of mice in the basement stealing grain. Quit making a crusade out of everything!"

"No, I'm not gay!"

'Yes, boss, that book you gave me was very useful.'