Crusades Admirer Pillows

Richard I of England

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

Woman Juggling Emojis

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Why did I marry that clown?

James Joyce

Knight

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

"What a slobster."

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

"He put up a decent fight."

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

Romantic Dreams

Punch Initials - P

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.