Caesar Admirer Pillows

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Hildegard von Bingen

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Troys'R'Us.

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

In udder de Nile

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

Sabrage!

Tristan and Isolde

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Charles Baudelaire

"I dropped my goblet!"

Artistic Licence.

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

'Wow - My kind of man.'

A Real Pinata Surprise

J. M. W. Turner

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Diogenes and tourists

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'

"In accepting this hemlock, I should like to thank the entire team for its dedication in making 'the Socratic method' a byword. And, of course, my devoted wife, Xanthippe."