"Nothing beats the convenience of these newfangled smart-watches."
Ancient Greek Admirer Pillows
Add a dash of classical elegance to their home décor with our Greek-inspired pillows. These throw pillows feature witty and artistic designs that any ancient Greece admirer will love to relax with.
Anthropologists discover the earliest known depiction of Jazz Hands.
Grim Reaper rowing a boat full of dead souls to the afterlife; a tip jar sits on the side of the boat.
"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."
This side is the gag reel.
Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.
Jason and the Aga notes,
'Pepperoni: Muse of Pizza'
"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"
Troys'R'Us.
'I'll let your people go when they're fully pyramid-compliant!'
Goddess of Fertility garden feature
'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'
"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"
In udder de Nile
Pompeii restoration project.
The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .
"Agreed. They were undoubtedly sack religious."
"Why the hell would you want a bison on your arm?"
"Frieze!"
"Sure, but what have you invented lately?"
"I dropped my goblet!"
"It looks like a pitch for a survival-themed reality show."
'Good heavens, Foster, we seem to have stumbled upon man's earliest attempt at cartooning!'
I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!
"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"
Prehistoric Pirates.
'Great to see the Mayan pottery collection is still drawing a crowd.'
"I hate Neanderthals!"
"So we're agreed—free will exists, unless there are treats."
Musical Vases
Euripides
A Real Pinata Surprise
"Wow... This prehistoric artist was amazingly visionary."
'He lifted two! That beats your world record yesterday of one.'
Ancient Greek Admirer Pillows Collection
Ancient Greek Admirer Mugs
Explore our entire collection of Greek-inspired mugs and find the perfect witty or artistic design for your favorite ancient Greece admirer.
Ancient Greek Admirer Prints
Browse our collection of prints celebrating Greek gods, heroes, and myths to add a touch of ancient elegance and humor to any space.
Ancient Greek Admirer T-Shirts
Check out our Greek mythology T-shirts collection for clever, stylish, and comfortable designs that celebrate the wonders of the ancient world.