Caesar Admirer T-Shirts

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Long before the GPS, traveling humans found their way around by using an Atlas.

Hildegard von Bingen

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Troys'R'Us.

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

In udder de Nile

Sabrage!

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

'A bad Picasso is still better than a good wall!'

Charles Baudelaire

Tristan and Isolde

"I dropped my goblet!"

"You guys need to #@%!% fight harder. You're all #@%!% wimps! You call yourselves a #@%!% army? Bull%#!*!"

I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! I am Spartacus! I am Spartacus! Wow! Identity theft is really get out of control!

Atomic Bear: Part 12

'Wow - My kind of man.'

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

Artistic Licence.

A Real Pinata Surprise

J. M. W. Turner

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

"Whoever made fun of my hat better step forward now, or I'll turn this march around!"

Diogenes and tourists

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Atomic Bear: Part 20

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Does that mean I don't get the raise?'