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'Hail, Caesar.'

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Bacchus.

Horti-Culture

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

The Witches Discover The Wok

Robocop and Juliet.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Macbeth: Take Two

Raphael

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Shakespeare's Brain

"Have your people call my people."

"A kingdom? A whole kingdom? All I want is a horse."