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'Hail, Caesar.'

Bacchus.

If time travel was invented in 1600 in England. I'm a fan of the bard. Let's see if he wants to take a journey through time. Globe Theater. Sounds fun! Let's go to 2020. It's a nice round number. Zazzz! Poof! That's weird. How did they know he was coming? And why does he need to leave this place? Apparently you can't be here, William. The sign says "No Shakespeare in the park this summer."

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

Horti-Culture

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

"We're having one heck of a time building that trapezoidal thing of yours..."

"To be or not to be."

'Yorick? No, I don't think so, unless of course he was a Neanderthal!'

Robocop and Juliet.

The Witches Discover The Wok

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

Shakespeare loved a grammar joke

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

"Just when you're about to lose faith in humanity, you see Shakespeare in the Park."

'But this is fantastic, professor! It's like no language I've ever seen before!'

Macbeth: Take Two

Raphael

"When did Shakespeare die? Well it must have been a couple of days before his funeral..."

Trading half a kingdom for a lesser steed!

Borgias holding a 'come as you wish to go' party

Alice in Wonderland - Painting the Rose Tree.

Shakespeare in the Park: "To pee, or not to pee..."

'Oh no! Is this a blogger I saw before me?'

"I'm Rapunzel. You want Juliet – next tower over."

Michelangelo is painting the Sistine Chapel ceiling and a priest comes to check how he's going - 'Michelangelo, what the hell is that? I just wanted a couple of coats of duck-egg blue!'

"Will these hands ne'er be clean?"

'Friends, lab rats, country mice, lend me your ears...'

Shakespeare's Brain

"Have your people call my people."

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."