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Roman IRS: 'Pssst, Caesar, beware the Ides of April.'

"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."

Omara Portuondo

Back to school.

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

Martin Scorsese

"So what do you do for a living?"

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Barbie Oscars

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

Br... No Exit

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Carpe diem

Party Party!

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

On the red carpet

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

'It's big and it's yellow.'

European Union versus Big Tech

"A tale of two Brexits: It was the best of deals, it was the worst of deals."

"The working title needs work."

"What Caesar doesn't understand is that all politics is local!"

Brexit: Thank you Dave!