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Roman IRS: 'Pssst, Caesar, beware the Ides of April.'

"Caesar walks in, we stab him, and the rest, as they'll say, will be history."

Omara Portuondo

"When are they going to change the 'feature'?"

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'Nice, but it needs more angst.'

"So what do you do for a living?"

'If this drilling goes on they are going to find my stash of Martian Dollars I buried as a hedge against inflation.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Barbie Oscars

"Call yourself a fortune teller? I've never even heard of the Cairo museum!"

Emmanuel Macron and Angela Merkel.

The Mods and Rockers feud had got out of hand

'How about that? -- Lady Godiva got a bouffant!'

Br... No Exit

Maastricht - "Looks like a storm coming."

Carpe diem

"I only hope we're distrusted in a specific and limited way."

'Wait a minute, this guy is missing a head Oh jeez, we're totally gonna crash,'

"Regarding Brexit and the border with Northern Ireland, we will build a wall..."

Party Party!

"Let's face it, Michele. We're not getting any older."

David Cameron's Diplomatic Marathon

'Now that I think about it, you're right: Like bankers, we thrive on the misfortune of others...'

Senor Bean or Mr. Zapatero, I presume?

'It's big and it's yellow.'

"'No travel insurance'? What do you mean, 'No travel insurance'??!!"

E.U. Health Farm

"The working title needs work."

Brown: You say 'government' but I say 'governance'...

Brexit: Thank you Dave!

William Tell's son wears hi-vis jacket and hard hat

"A tale of two Brexits: It was the best of deals, it was the worst of deals."