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"There are plenty of domestic issues that need to be addressed."

Napoleon's family devouring the good things of England

'If we beat Napoleon, do you think when they invent passenger trains they will name a station after this lot?'

"Weather like this plagued my retreat from Moscow."

Napoleon film

Napoleon with his Teddy Bear

'I could have sworn I put the Waterloo battle plan in here.'

Sabrage!

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Hildegard von Bingen

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

'Do you believe in reincarnation?' - 'I don't now, but I did when I was Napoleon.'

Troys'R'Us.

Robert Schumann

'Oi! Man is not a political animal in here!'

Frontispiece to the Artists' Catalogue.

Charles Baudelaire

In udder de Nile

"Trust me to get the awkward one...!"

The Day When The Curse Of The Mummy Lost It's Horror. . .

"I dropped my goblet!"

"Ooops is a bit of an understatement, don't you think Cardigan?"

J. M. W. Turner

A Real Pinata Surprise

With the aid of an abacus, Elizabeth Barrett Browning counts the ways.

Diogenes and tourists

Royal Picnic

'Unleashing that ancient curse has done wonders for my cardio.'

'My God - there's two of 'em!'

The Venus de Milo after vandals put a prosthetic arm on her.

Stoics vs. Epicureans.

'Him?.. Oh, he's the guy who discovered fire.'

King Canute's immigration policy fails to work

Queen reigning.