Recluse Admirer Pillows

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"He gets easily abstracted."

Love

The Gladiator.

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Antonio Banderas

"Take a letter, any letter"

'Oh no, not another blood sample.'

You've got to admire his spunk.

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

The Bisque Narcissus.

Marie-Therese Walter

(Can't) Count Dracula.

Dracula's false teeth

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"Anyone home?"

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

Vampire's postman.

"Damian always wanted the trophy wife"

"Executive loving his own image."

"You know, Estella's pretty cool."

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

'You're a rogue, that's why I love you!'

All Board the Coronacoaster!

Richard I of England

Genghis Khan

'Take five -- I need another cold shower.'

Vampire Generation Gap

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

Artist's model posing for a painting through an easel.

"That's good. Stop now."

"Say, we pandas are cute!"

"I'm cactus!"