Recluse Pillows

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Elderly Tarzan...

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Anyone home?"

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

'Society of hermits'

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

"He lives in a little world of his own."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'