Recluse Pillows

Add a touch of calm to their space with pillows that reflect their recluse nature. Soft, stylish, and printed with witty designs that celebrate solitude.

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"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes." mockup

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

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"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years." mockup

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

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DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals) mockup

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

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'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.' mockup

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

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#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors mockup

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

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'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.' mockup

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

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Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously. mockup

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

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'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.' mockup

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

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Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings. mockup

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

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"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon." mockup

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

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"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom." mockup

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

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'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.' mockup

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

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"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too." mockup

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

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"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media." mockup

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

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"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?" mockup

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

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'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.' mockup

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

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Elderly Tarzan...

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"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

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'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.' mockup

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

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"Anyone home?"

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An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse. mockup

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

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"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks." mockup

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

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I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction... mockup

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

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"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES." mockup

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

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'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.' mockup

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

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"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today." mockup

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

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"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!" mockup

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

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'Society of hermits'

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"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia." mockup

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

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"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore." mockup

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

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"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people." mockup

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

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"He lives in a little world of his own."

"He lives in a little world of his own." mockup

"He lives in a little world of his own."

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'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.' mockup

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

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The hermit has relocated...

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This programme contains material that may offend people who haven't got out for the last twenty years.

This programme contains material that may offend people who haven't got out for the last twenty years. mockup

This programme contains material that may offend people who haven't got out for the last twenty years.

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Recluse Pillows Collection

Recluse Mugs

Explore our mugs that celebrate recluse professionals with witty and charming designs—perfect for quiet mornings and solo coffee breaks.

Recluse Prints

Browse our prints that delightfully emphasize the recluse profession—adding personality to their favorite quiet corners.

Recluse T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts that humorously showcase the recluse profession—ideal for those who prefer their own company and statement-making style.