Reading Recluse Pillows

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

Trivia/Great Literature.

"Just the slippers is fine!"

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"Stop fact checking my story."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"Anyone home?"

Wrong shelf.

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

Hammock resting on books.

'Relax, there are thousands of us working today: Nobody will notice that the two of us are slacking off...'