Reading Recluse T-Shirts

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"Chair looks couch potato friendly!"

"Did you read my review on Amazon? Four out of four people found it helpful."

"Try this new IPA I just finished. Let me know if the malts and hops are layered like last week's batch." "Bailey was a really 'good boy'."

"Just the slippers is fine!"

Trivia/Great Literature.

'What's the point of a bookmakers if there's nowhere left that sells books?'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

'In my opinion the series should have stopped after the first 3 books.'

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

Zack Brillard and Live-In Companion

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Man reading on top of giant pencil being carried by others.

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

"Stop fact checking my story."

'You go and take stacks of photos. I'm going to read and I'll look at them when we get back to England.'

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"Anyone home?"

"I have a low-cost project you can which you can involve yourself with."

Wrong shelf.

"It's for a young woman in the generation that knows how to read but doesn't feel like it."

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

Warning! Magazines Stay in Waiting Room