Digital Recluse Pillows

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

"I got 30 likes but Mom's was not one of them."

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"Out of all your 277 passwords, not once did you use my name. Are you losing feelings for me?"

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

System failure - calling for sysadmin...

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'I hacked into the school computer, and flunked all the teachers out.'

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

Music Piracy

"Edwin is a great admirer of the late Howard Hughes."

"I didn't mind that his Valentine was a e-card. The big letdown was getting the box of e-chocolates."

"We don't sell CDs anymore. We sell colorful jackets for the music you download illegally."

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

"Harold, do I smell too Crabtree & Evelynish?"

'Hey, Lady. . . that looks like a laptop to me. . . youze is obviously a P2P gangster. . . get in the trunk and lets go fors a little ride.'

"You in there! This is the Microsoft Police. Throw out your books and come out with your hands up."

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

Computer Frustration

"Cool! When I'm dead I want to get uploaded to the cloud, too!"

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

Lost in the laptop...