Recluse In Transition Pillows

"Hey everybody! Cruz finally got his first friend request!"

DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)

'I love my new easylife artist's easel.'

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

'I think I'll stay in and try to catch up on my reading.'

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'It's a sign of the times, a high rise block of caves reserved for hermits.'

Martin hated dining alone – but loved the savings.

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

"That's it sorted then - this year we'll spend a fortnight in the spare bedroom."

'I hear he's quite a recluse - doesn't even have a blog.'

"He spends 24/7 behind that computer of his. I guess he lives in a fishbowl, too."

"I'm kind of a big deal in antisocial media."

"But you told me you were on gardening leave, so why can't you come and help me in the garden?"

'He lives in a house, and it's by the side of the road, but he's still not a friend to man.'

Elderly Tarzan...

"Meet JD Salinger's neighbors"

'Don't tell anybody, but I'm not wearing a robe.'

"Anyone home?"

An unadulterated look into the life of a brown recluse.

"You can just leave it on that crag, thanks."

"It gets a tad crowded in winter when I share the cave with 100s of hibernating snakes."

I wish I could experience a normal, social interaction...

"Thank God! Show me the path down. I've been stuck here 15 years."

"Guru? Not me -- I'm up here to evade TAXES."

Person is hiding behind book entitled 'Coping with shyness'.

'After considering the pros and cons of commuting, I've decided the only sane thing to do is live in my office.'

"I'm going to have to cut your walk short today."

"He's laid up with a bad case of inertia."

"Its getting so bad that I never leave home anymore."

"Social networking lets me be social without actually having to be around other people."

"He lives in a little world of his own."

'You'll have to excuse Gerald. He's not so much the party animal these days.'

The hermit has relocated...