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Richard I of England

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Why can't we just kick Caesar upstairs?'

Knight sees sign near castle: 'Prince's Parking, All Others Will Be Toad.'

Woman Juggling Emojis

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Pope Benedict 16th.

'I'm a peasant. Follow the money!'

"Do you think the world really is going to hell, or are we just getting old?"

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

James Joyce

"Let me slip into something more humorous."

Knight

Why did I marry that clown?

'Ringing in your ears, you say?'

'I'm going out to forge an alliance.'

A clown combines music and soap bubbles.

"Clown pirates!! Whatever you do, don't underestimate their numbers!!"

Armless chainsaw juggler.

"Wouldn't it be cool to live in the middle ages, Randy? We could roam the countryside on horses and carry swords?"

"I like a Gershwin tune. How about you?"

"What a slobster."

Knight offers his opponent a glass of wine.

'I wasn't so keen on the knight, but I kept the shining armour.'

"Flying, yes...but I've never heard of diving fish before."

"Sir George! How did it go with your jousting competition at the Renaissance Fair?"

You've got to admire his spunk.

"Naughty? Nice? It's a bit more nuanced than that..."

Romantic Dreams

Punch Initials - P

'I tell you what: His armour was more scorched than shiny when we broke off the fight...'

"He put up a decent fight."

Hats Suspended from Strings in Church

Birds in pyramid walking on high wire.

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit