Crusader Fan Gifts

Making executive ordure

vaccine wars.

Face painting by numbers.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Our super-heroes bravely battling a brutally blustery day!

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"So. . . how long have people NOT been laughing at you. . . ?"

'What went particularly well?'

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Pickles the Clown: Son of Bonzo and Gwen. A Pro to the End.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Mmmm. How do you get the custard so creamy? You must give me the recipie!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"I wish we could go back to waltzes - this boogie woogie is killing me."

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."