Crusader Collector Gifts

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Face painting by numbers.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

Zen Voodoo

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"Not again!"

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

My belief is better than yours!

'Of curse it does.'

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

A Dog Who Never Got His Day.

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'