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"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

'Wilkins! Keep your eyes on your own cadaver!'

Pope Benedict 16th.

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

It's a Dog's life

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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'Look out, it's a double edged sword. . .'

The Army of the Potomac- A Sharpshooter on Picket Duty

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Zen Voodoo

'Good thing we're not litigious.'

"Not again!"

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'It's true what they say - we're a nation of dog lovers!'

'It wasn't like this when I left it!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

'Of curse it does.'

My belief is better than yours!

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

'Shoot! I left a bunch of @#&%@!!** typographical symbols around here somewhere!'

"I don't object to their right to roam, I just wish they would wipe their feet."

Vicar on desert island with palm tree cross.

"O.K., so no animals were harmed, but were they adequately compensated?"

That'll teach you to chase cars!'

'I take it then that levelling the Balkans first is not an option?'