Collections Crusader Gifts

'Everybody, please welcome Moose and Rocco to the team. They're our new revenue enhancement and collections specialists.'

Super pets.

'That'll teach the pesky python to be greedy and eat all my chickens!'

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

Your Guide to Winning Movember

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'I always feel at the end of the day I could've taken credit for more.'

Man on a unicycle trying to guard credit from nasty 'Bankruptcy'.

"I know it's not in our nature, but we really gotta stop charging everything."

Third World debt interest repayments/ charity aid

It's a Dog's life

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.

"I don't see much borrowing on your credit report but I do see a lot of begging and stealing."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Somebody in Boise needs my help. Run a credit check."

The Family Joules: Part 15

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'Don't get me wrong, the Church is glad to hear your confession of improper contributions, but only the I.R.S. can grant absolution.'

"We've got a class-action suit if I ever saw one."

'Of course I have unpaid loans, what other kind is there?'

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

Welcome to your 7395 consecutive day of working on this case.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

'Can you believe this bank...? Yesterday they refuse me a loan, today they send me a leaflet for a loan.'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'What's all this pet's rights stuff addressed to you?'

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Now, before we actually help them, let's discuss our partnership and method of assisting."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'We lost funding.'