Collating Crusader Gifts

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

Face painting by numbers.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"But if we win and the Visigoths lose then we're the wild card."

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

'A 'pregnant pause' is effective only if you've already said something.'

'What do you mean by, your people do not want to get in touch with my 'kind' of people?'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

'I made hundreds of copies to give to all the students in my school. By the way, the color printer is out of ink.'

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

Holiday Overkill.

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'We lost funding.'

Internet Marketing Inc. Try E.J.'s Bistro for lunch! The pop-ups made getting to work a real pain.

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

A Blanksy

Let the profit-making begin!

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

"Not again!"

Union and Non-Union Carpenter Ants.

'We'd like to speak with you about your coal policy.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

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Ludwig van Beethoven