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"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"It started as a crusade. Now it's just a commute."

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"I'm bored: Let's go and swoop over cyclists' heads and scare the heck out of them..."

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

A Blanksy

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Police urge the gunman to turn himself in or, at the very least, let the cat in."

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

Ludwig van Beethoven

Abstract painter

'Wood is expensive and art does not pay'