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Face painting by numbers.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Super pets.

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

The Family Joules: Part 15

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

Technical specifications: semi-automatic 1.2 mm cartoon launcher. 7.5 inch barrels holds a full stick of graphite. Fires rounds of sarcasm, satire and spoofs. Takes out religious fanatics with sharp wit.

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

Let the profit-making begin!

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

A Blanksy

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Abstract painter

"Darnit. Ruined another one."