Colouring Crusader Pillows

Face painting by numbers.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

"Tee-Hee! Working like a charm!"

'No, no....You have it all wrong!'

"You don't have anything planned for the next 196 years, do you?"

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"Quit moving"

'I didn't write the report. I printed it directly from the Internet, but I did all of the stapling and collating myself.'

'Voila!! No more wrinkles!!'

'This wasn't in the adventure brochure!'

'I thought you encouraged self-expression!'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

'Face it, DuChamps -- you're in a rut.'

"I've just finished crafting a non-violent solution to our problems."

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Well, I'm off to the crusades, happy mother's day!'

'Notice how the TV goes dim when we stop pedalling!'

'Your acceptance is tentative until we can rule on the question of your knowingly using pirated software.'

A Blanksy

'I don't think Ed wants to make the crusades come alive for the kids. I think Ed is afraid of the kids.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Abstract painter

"Darnit. Ruined another one."

"It's a note from my teacher. I would have already read it, but it's in cursive."