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Abstract painter

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"You get one every time you order something online."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

Superheroes.

"Too Marvel?"

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

The Rat Race

A hermit crab moves home