Colorful Chaos Crusader T-Shirts

Abstract painter

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Face painting by numbers.

Super pets.

Super-Tia makes Mal de Ojo undo its curse!

'Eureka! After months of research and formulating algorithms, I've done it... I've discovered the secret to 'being cool'!'

The Quack Quack Diaries: The George Broderick Diaries

“Pottery Classes – Give it a Whirl!”

"I found the perfect summer job! 'Greet people at retail store. Company uniform required. Must be able to carry small children.' How hard can that be?"

"We can be old-timey office workers for Halloween."

"It's a cautionary tale about why we shouldn't cut arts funding in schools."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 8

"Miles... I'm going abstract!"

"You get one every time you order something online."

The Family Joules: Part 15

"Is this 'pollocks'."

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

"Apparently, he had occasional sober periods."

'Instead of the dollar or the Yuan, I'd like my allowance pegged to the value of the comic book,'

"Have you figured out what the powers of that new super hero will be? How about the power to meet deadlines? That would be a good power?"

"My name is Phil, and I, too, am..."

Travis practices socially distant trick or treating...

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

'Apparently all my creative juices have seeped into the left side of my brain.'

"Whatever happened to freedom of the press?"

"Do you mind if I wait for a male superhero?"

Aw, man, that's what I was going to say.

Preparing to paint an un-still life.

'Don't try and act cool by saying it's the blood of the undead, we both know it's acne.'

Octopus Twister

Superheroes.

"So you work as Fluffy Biffy, the J-Mart Rooster People-Greeter?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Triumphant Return Of Cap'n Quack!

"Too Marvel?"

The Rat Race