Cloud Conqueror Mugs

'Turbulence!'

Occu-Pie Mars

Keeping warm.

"Hurry up with that dictionary!"

A guide to seasons in the North East

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

"Must get a longer cable."

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

Woman as a beacon and guide of the family

Crop duster wanted.

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"You're still burying your bones? I store mine in the cloud now."

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Back in the football stadium - without face masks and social distancing!

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"

"I found a cure for the humongous cold, the extreme cold and the mother of all colds. Why not the common cold?"

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Medieval soldiers on a bouncy castle

"Woohoo, we have have overcome the wave!"

'Outta my way, you little puke!'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"It's the same every winter - another epidemic of norovirus stories."

'Bless You.'

'You idiot! Two is aim, three is fire!'

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Officer, my husband went back there last night to hook up a DVR... and I haven't seen him since!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Man Being Chased By Coins.