Sky Conqueror Mugs

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Occu-Pie Mars

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Keeping warm.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Bad times to sneeze

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

The Top of the Mountain.

BMX riding in Bavaria

"I could have saved you the climb, Perkins. It is lonely at the top."

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."