Sky Conqueror Pillows

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

Occu-Pie Mars

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

Keeping warm.

'It's not meant to be a fold up bike, but the truck driver I held up for seven miles thought otherwise.'

Mountain bikes and molehill bikes.

A guide to seasons in the North East

'I'll clobber the first joker who ask me if I enjoyed my 'Winter Break'!'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Finally! A cure for the common cold!

'Are you kidding, Billy? We climbed all the way up Everest and you forgot the freaking sleds?!'

"Must get a longer cable."

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Planting a Flag on the Summit

Bad times to sneeze

"From the wind, the chill and the snow, a god is born."

Rubbish and Everest

"I like to stay on top of things."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

'I was all ready to deal with the military, but I never expected an IRS coup!'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

"Listen, I'm still your mother."

"You are Here" sign on mountain.

Arctic Weather vs Utility Bills

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

Sir Edmund Hillary Arriving Home To His Third Floor Apartment

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

'Quick, shut the door! The flu!'

"Lest we forget, dear Tenzing, it's about the journey and not the destination."

The Top of the Mountain.

"Well, for starters, you’re holding the shovel all wrong."

BMX riding in Bavaria

"They can't cure the common cold, but why would they want to?"