Space Invader Conqueror Pillows

Darn it, you're touching my half of the love seat again.

Occu-Pie Mars

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Hello, you've reached the private line of the Secretary of Defense. At last! We tried calling you all day yesterday to alert you to an imminent threat. How did you get this number? It was coming straight at your nation-state at speeds approaching Kebin 2. What are you talking about? What's "Klebin 2"? Apologies. In earthlingese that would be "mach 23," or 24.140.16 kilometers per hour. Good lord! I'd better wake ... Not to worry. Our sensors locked on to it as soon as it launched from your North

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Oh, we don't invade planets anymore --- Now we just hack into databases.

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

'My, that's some cavity' (words echo on)

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Speleologist

Alien Arcade

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

"Can I help you?"

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

"Eureka!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"Whoopsy."

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

It feels good to be first...

King of the Mountain

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'