Space Invader Conqueror Pillows

Occu-Pie Mars

'I suppose you'll use this as an excuse for turning in your homework in late again.'

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

'Take me to your weeder!'

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Well, right now I'm feeling a little uncomfortable."

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

"Can I help you?"

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

Speleologist

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

Alien Arcade

"Trying to raise a family, establish a career AND invade a planet? It's no wonder you feel stressed-out."

"Eureka!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"I'm pretty sure the term is 'interface,' not 'in your face.'"

'Election years are the best time to land -- they never notice us in all the turmoil.'

It feels good to be first...

"It's nothing personal—the way things are going, we just don't need as many abductees."

King of the Mountain

Man falls from above mountain summit.

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'