Space Conqueror Pillows

Occu-Pie Mars

"It's time I got a bigger sword!"

Planting a Flag on the Summit

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

"Let's take it again from the top...but this time with more fillings."

Firefigher arm-wrestling with a dragon.

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

'Nothing can stop us now, Fred...'

"I know winter gets ugly, but this is ridiculous!"

Access Denied!

Roger managed to climb higher than any person had ever climbed before, thanks to sponsorship by Alu-Tech Aluminium Ladders.

Woman stands on scales, holds bunch of balloons.

"Thanks for the offer... but I'd rather see if tech support can get my computer running."

"Erik does most of his plundering online these days"

"I fly so often, not only am I accumulating miles, I'm actually starting to sprout wings."

'Are you ready to experience what no man has ever achieved before?'

Wife taking a photo of her husband and their shoveled walk-way

"By the way, some of us have begun to feel that 'Because it's there' is not reason enough."

No U Turn.

"Ha ha, very funny. But seriously … there’s a pub at the top?"

'That was a tough one.' Dentist fell on the ground

"Eureka!"

"Easy with that computer, Martha. It senses fear."

Old man with a zimmer frame grittier

"These will make you feel like a kid again... especially when you can't remove the child-proof cap!"

It feels good to be first...

"Okay, okay! I'll shovel the sidewalk!"

'One cavity in 10 visits.' 'No cavities and no visits.'

Man falls from above mountain summit.

King of the Mountain