Snow Drift Navigator Gifts

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Why giraffes hate winter

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

'So much for your internal compass.'

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Reality Bites

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

"Still snow!"

US Winter Weather Map.