Snow Drift Navigator Mugs

Mobility Scooter with Snowmobile Attachment.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

'I think you're getting the hang of it.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Fishing direction sign.

Why giraffes hate winter

'The days here are six months long... you'll love the daytrading.'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

I can hear growling, but I can't see the bear.

You Are Here...Your Nearest Wi-FI Signal Is Here.

Bear Signpost.

Canadian Canoe.

'Frank, I think it's about time you bought another pair of boots.'

'So much for your internal compass.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"With the latest in GPS technology embedded into my phone, who needs a map anymore?"

"It's one mile as the crow flies, ten miles as the lost hiker bushwhacks."

"I didn't know it was poison ivy. It didn't have any warning labels."

"Please excuse the mess. We had a major paradigm shift."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"Now this is how to enjoy the fall colours!"

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Wild, Wacky, Wild and Wacky

Bob found maps very misleading.

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

Reality Bites

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

The Wet Fly Man is a more active creature.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

Eskimo near 'You are here' sign.

US Winter Weather Map.