Snow Drift Enthusiast Mugs

'Strong wind from the west tonight.'

"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

Giant Snowflake.

"Whose the new guy?"

"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"

"Wheeeeeeee!"

"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."

Bunny Hill

'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'

"The test results show its frostbite!"

'Any chance of a ploughman's?'

Futile Little Snow Shoveler Guy Snow Globe

'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'

Cockroaches struggle to use the ski lift.

'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'

Socially distanced sledding

"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."

'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'

'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'

"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."

Flake News

'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'

A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.

"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."

Possums that ski.

"This little snow globe isn't just a paperweight...it was the original business model!"

Ski kicker.

Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.

"I love this time of year."

'You win. Go out and play.'